الأحد، 1 مارس 2015

Let's laugh at the English Press - Apparently Manchester City wants to give LOTS of money for Luis Suárez!


Just LOL


Want something funny to start your day?! The English press has it for you!!!


After Luis Suárez kicked Manchester City's butt with a brace against the Citizens last week, it was decided by the media that Suárez wants to leave Barcelona!!!!! And which team wants him?! MANCHESTER CITY!!!!


But hey, don't take my word for it. Here's a reputable source (okay, maybe not) reporting on the shocking deal!



Manchester City are considering a £100million bid to buy Luis Suarez.


Suarez has come to the fore for Barcelona for the first time this season since his £75m move from Liverpool last summer.


The Uruguayan's two goals in Barca's 2-1 win at the Etihad Stadium would seem to have given City no way back when it comes to the Champions League last-16 second leg at the Nou Camp.


But overall since joining Barca things have not worked out well for Suarez.


Football Grapevine sources have been told that the club would like to move the striker on.


City are aware of that and would pay a huge amount to take the player now that they realise that their ambition to sign Lionel Messi is unlikely to ever come to fruition.


The major stumbling block to any deal this summer is that Barca remain under a transfer embargo until 2016 in the wake breaches of Financial Fair Play regulations.


Source: MAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Let's analyze this news together. First, they said City is considering a £100 million bid. It's just 25 million more than what Barça paid to get him. So that's your first "LOL" part.


The second: "since joining Barca things have not worked out well for Suarez [...] the club would like to move the striker on." THAT IS SENSATIONAL!!!!


But Mail is not stupid. They have an excuse if the deal doesn't happen! "The major stumbling block to any deal this summer is that Barça remain under a transfer embargo until 2016." Which basically means "we know we've just made the dumbest report in history, but it's not our fault if we look stupid when it doesn't happen! It's the transfer ban!!! We're good!"


Get a life, Mail.






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